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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
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It doesn’t matter if it’s a relationship, a lifestyle, or a job. If it doesn’t make you happy let it go.
- William Chapman  (via he-is-my-home)
144828, 4 hours ago
Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad: *chokes into his drink*
ROL: You should respect your elders.
Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
ROL: *storms off*
Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me: What?
Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
41912, 4 hours ago
307522, 4 hours ago
notloki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…
Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.
But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.
And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

notloki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…

Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.

But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

509492, 4 hours ago

asmiledoesntlastforever:

Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”

98304, 5 hours ago
14396, 5 hours ago

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

429234, 5 hours ago

Do not make me fall for you.
Red will no longer make you think of it as a color,
but as an emotion

Do not make me fall for you.
The leaves will change and it will be next August
and I’ll be thinking of the day we met and why
I regret it so much
that I would tear the memory out if I could.

Do not make me fall for you.
You’ll leave me alone
without a good explanation
telling me that I’m in the way of your life
and how you don’t need me anymore

Do not make me fall for you.
I’ll spit it in your face of how you failed
with your ex-fiancee
When I know it’s the lowest blow I could think of,
and I tell you exactly that.

Do not make me fall for you.
I will hurt you so much in such a way
the day you tell me that you don’t need me
that you’ll be screaming on how I knew it hurt you.

I did. But you did too.

- Before You Came Back, Marlyn Stevenson
1, 17 hours ago

tom-spanks:

[exasperated 90s sitcom character voice] magNetoooo

29226, 17 hours ago

sixpenceee:

Like I always say, the real horror in life isn’t monsters, demons or ghosts but us, humans and what we are capable of

Here’s the original video

35254, 17 hours ago
im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear
asked by Anonymous
84826, 17 hours ago

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

140637, 17 hours ago

endourse:

do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you

255662, 17 hours ago

itssexualhour:

The first time I had sex me and my boyfriend at the time were virgins, and the first thing said was “it’s so warm”
 
203, 17 hours ago
amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

92791, 17 hours ago